Friday, 4 September 2015

Dirty Mind



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READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED
Article has sensitive and vulgar content
18+
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These days bras are not designed to cover the breast, as long as the tiny thread hangs firmly round the neck and the small cap covers the nipples, every other thing can show, who cares?


After all, wearing dresses without bra would soon be a trend. Our news makers have started it, soon we the news readers would join.

Which part of your body do you call private part? I wonder what's so private about that when you allow men dump their PP on the Shit.

Vulgar as it may sound, a lot of kids are crying in various septic pits, either flushed down or washed away. Those small white mucous that could have formed the next president, lying in waste somewhere beyond that pipeline that channels your room to a pit.

Sometimes I wonder, how many president, governors, senators, scientists, doctors, are lying in various septic tanks. You can imagine.

Well, I was arguing with a friend and he said. Any sperm that doesn't meet a fertilized egg is OYO. According to him the sperm is on its own, and can just be considered as semen.

Brothers and sisters, I have not come to spoil your mood. I know I am becoming Pastor Bovi in Basket Mouth's skit, but don't worry. Go on have fun. Use any method you like; deposit or withdrawal, whatever makes you happy.

But don't irritate me with that obscene picture of stretch marks covered with bum pants, flagging down ifite road. I am tired of that ridge of two mounds you always flaunt. If you really want to act porn, use your room.

No matter how bad the world gets, decent people would always remain at the top.

She that gets something with open legs shall remain below and she that gets hers with an open brain shall remain above.


Augustus Bill
©2015


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