What a Fuck?

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Article has a vulgar content

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That's my problem with English. Why put Fuck in the dictionary and tell me not to use it? Labeling it as offensive as Shit. This really irritates me.

An overgrown baby girl* sitting close to me acts like her momma still sucks and begins talking trash and misbehaving, I am about to yell the word Bitch* and I remember, that's an offensive word "not to be used". What A heck? Who cares who gives a

fuck of what Americans call good or not?

I start writing about a Negro who had lost his path, and joined the ill gang, and I want to describe this dude as a Nigg*, but I just remember, that word ain't supposed to be used, and if I must use it, then there should be some missing letters like Nigg*. 

I know you have started getting it all wrong already, what's this dude talking about this night? Is he high on some local weed or something?

Yeah! Maybe I am, maybe I've got tired of leaving a fake life under the guise of Language morality.

A lot of us do live under the mirror of who we are not; "We spend every breaking day trying to protect our reps from people who are still gonna say what they wanna say about us anyway".

You use fork and knife to eat Eba, You end up leaving half the food still on the plate and half of your drink still in the bottle, Huh! Why come to the restaurant if you weren't hungry? Because you saw this guy you've been crushing on, and you don't want to appear a hungry girl. That's Shitty!

You have small orange breasts and so what? Come on! You never created yourself, leave your life. Why feel ashamed each time a guy pops his eyes on your breasts. Next you opt for push up bras, or maybe enlargement. Anyway I know a doctor that can leave 2 balloons of air in that flesh, if that makes you happy.

You have a flat Ass, babe that's not a problem. They can't have it big and have it small at the same time. Why opt for the butt pant. LoL! Maybe it protrudes* the Ass, but the truth is if you are not satisfied with the flat Ass, you can never be, even with a butt pant, because once you go home and pull off, you realize you were only carrying a load that isn't yours just to impress a Dude who cares less about you.

I have seen a lot of skinny babes, wanting to be fat and fat ones wanting to be slim. The truth is, you can never get all you want.

Which is better? Getting all you want only to realize that they ain't enough or getting just the little you need.

Most girls are like

"This weavon and hairstyle is worth over 90k"

And I am like

"Seriously! Which hair? That looks like my grand mama's hair if she dyes it."

You have too much trouble making such a costly hair just to impress, yet no one knows the price until you say it, and sometimes we don't even believe it.

I wouldn't be surprised if girls start wearing price tags on their hair to indicate the price of the hair.

Why waste such time and energy on makeup, like you were going for a painting exhibition in Paris, or you just applied for a painting job. A little touch of this and dab of that is enough. If you are ugly, then you are ugly. Forget the makeup, once it wipes clean babe you still ‘Wowo’!

It is so irritating to see guys sag their jeans, and more disgusting when the revealed underwear is as old as humanity or dirtier than a muddy ditch.

I wonder how big and dope they feel when they pull those pants below the waist line; like they were running an advert for Tommy, Nike, Addidas or any boxer brand.

How much dough pump into their accounts or how many girls do they attract, with their trousers down the waist?

If that is swag, I’ll rather be a nerd.

C'mon! Enough of the preaching. This is your life and not theirs. Dress to make a positive statement, not necessarily to impress.

See yourself as a crayon. You may not be their favourite colour, but one day, they would need you to complete their painting.

***As for the title, nothing is a F*ck

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I appreciate, my pals that inspired this piece. Your words and discussion led me down this path

#Hymar&Angel

#DedicatedToAllPretenders

Augustus Bill

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